Is Thor slowing down? Not his antics!

This is the message his veterinarian's corporate office sent me today.

Thank you for your concern, but this big bellied majestic house god is doing great. He still does his ratchet crap like biting my shirt buttons, nibbling on shirt logos, meowing a cat version of Brah (sounds like Mrah) when it's feeding time, chewing silicone straw tips, and sitting on my laptop. How much weight are laptops rated to support? I hope its 16 pounds -I need to find out. When he gets the zoomies, the cat tree in the corner tips dangerously and gives him the adrenaline thrills Tom Cruise must get from doing his own stunts. Plus, Thor is more handsome than Tom Cruise.

For a nearly ten year old street cat turned house god, he's doing all right. Thor's antics keep me giggling and ward off the sadder parts of being human.